Originally Posted by skier

On seeing a ludicrously attract female across the street, I turn to my peers and just tell it like it is:

"i'd crawl a million miles over broken glass just to wank over her shadow"

Since then, i've been trying to outdo the previous statement whenever i see another tasty lady, but am now stumped after the following, definative attempt:

"I'd crawl a million miles over broken glass just to suck off the last guy who fucked her"

I've never felt prouder after that one.