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On seeing a ludicrously attract female across the street, I turn to my peers and just tell it like it is:
"i'd crawl a million miles over broken glass just to wank over her shadow"
Since then, i've been trying to outdo the previous statement whenever i see another tasty lady, but am now stumped after the following, definative attempt:
"I'd crawl a million miles over broken glass just to suck off the last guy who fucked her"
I've never felt prouder after that one.
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