| The ex knew he was in trouble when, during a discussion about expensive lingerie at the party, he turned to me and said "And I really like that blue lace corset thing you wore last week while we were fucking" to which I replied "I don't HAVE a blue lace corset."
 It's amazing how many people will move in closer after an exchange like that, like sharks smelling the blood in the water.
 
				__________________"Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim
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