i think the onion has spoken to this topic
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31203
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41242
oh, and i really like autolux. i will keep recommending them until someone actually listens to them, heh heh. they are more in the slowdive vein of rock, so perhaps not
exactly to your specs. but they have some nice grooves and pleasant feedback jams.
how about !!! or japanther...they are also cool. noisier dance-punk.