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I jerked off into a bathtowel earlier today and left it by my computer. My mom got home from work about an hour later and I swung around in my chair to greet her.
We began talking about our day's activities. Then the lights dimmed. Imagine a western-film showdown: I saw the towel out of the corner of my eye, and I saw her see it too. Being the mother she is, she proceeded to come pick it up thinking I had just innocently left it on the floor. I swooped in for the kill and grabbed it before she did and said "I got it."
Boy that was akward.
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