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early in the morning, get up to take a shit, am wiping myself off and discover i have started my period. it seems to be an especially mucousy one. i sigh and continue. a moment later as i am flushing the toilet, i glance to the side and am shocked to see a long, slimy line of blood-mucous flung against the wall. like, half a foot at least, and almost an inch wide. what the fuck? i guess it got slapped there during my less than awake wipings. i had to scrub the wall with peroxide to get the stain out.
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