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I went with my best friends on her birthday to see Matrix Reloaded on opening night. It was jam packed, and there was even people standing up to see the movie.
When the time came for the great sex scene, you could hear every guy in the audience woot and hollar. After everything quited down, and everyone was watching the movie, I heard a faint whisper from someone behind us. And it will haunt me for ever:
"That was the best jackin' I've felt in a while."
Please, dont jerk off during a movie.
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