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Sitting at a Roy Rogers rest-stop near the Delaware/Pennsylvania border after a Dave Matthews concert at 3am. The only people in the "restaurant" are my three friends and a women, about 30, eating her hamburger in peace.
Someone starts telling a joke about female ejaculation, when my high redneck friend yells at the top of his lungs, "FEMALES CAN'T EJACULATE!"
The poor women actually started choking for about 20 seconds before quickly finishing her hamburger and rushing out of the joint.
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