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Prescription: Porn
Directions: For minor relief of relationship sex boredom.
Indications: Take twice daily, or as needed. Discontinue use if swelling or inflamation occurs. See doctor if fantasies are about things you can't even find on the internet.
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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues
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