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I'm a bartender. Everything that comes out of their mouths is ridiculous. *sighs*
Me: Standing in front of 15 daiquiri machines labeled with the flavors
Idiot: What kind of daiquiris do you carry?
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Idiot: What do that strawberry tastes like?
Me: Kiwi Banana
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Me: Walking over to wait on someone who has been making an ass of themselves banging on the counter, whistling, snapping, the works, trying to get my attention....
Me: What can I get you?
Idiot: Ummmmmmmmmm........... blank look and big pause
Me: walks away disgusted
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Then there are the assorted tricks that 17 year olds will do to get into the bar. My favorite was actually one that pulled this gem on one of my coworkers....
Trey: Can I see some ID?
Idiot: hands Trey the ID
Trey: Um, dude, I can't serve you.
Idiot: Why not? I'm over 21!
Trey: Well, the person on this ID is over 21, but next time you pick a fake ID, try not to use it at the place where the person whose ID it is WORKS.
Idiot: slinks out of the bar
(Trey saved the id to give it back to Rudy)
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I have a zillion of 'em. *sighs* Drunks. Irritating AND entertaining. *grins*
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~Sinclair Lewis
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