Sage

While working at the hospital lab:

-Had a nice old man call me, ask some routine question, and then spend fifteen minutes telling me that I sounded like a "fiesty Irish lass" and make sure to find a husband that could handle me

-Had the partner of a woman who was being tested for herpes call three times in one day trying to get us (the lab staff) to tell her the results of the test (which we cannot, must not, are forbidden to do). She was freaking out six ways to sunday on the phone too, it took like... twenty minutes to calm her down.


I'm sure I have more but they're slowly being forgotten

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