one of my fav stories was when I was pushing fries and burgers at Wendies trying to keep myself from being a homeless musician when some old crazy woman came in.
"I wish to order a junior bacon cheese burger" she asked of the cash lady.
"Anything else?" she replied
"No, but I want it made fresh."
"We cook all are food here fresh" she said.
"No, no I want you to go into te back and open a package of the ground beef, take out 1 patty and start it. Same with the bacon, I want to have the onion's cut freshly, the mustard and ketchup bottles changed and fresh green rinsed lettuce."
I called out from the grill that it would take like 20 minutes. To do all that with all our other customers but she didn't care.
20 minutes latter i just gave her one of our normal burgers