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Some one liners
And, no, I didn't search the thread to see if these were here before.
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DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT...
...the convict who had an allergy? He broke out.
...the mime who went shopping? He only bought unmentionables.
...the knife-sharpener who quit his job? He couldn't stand the daily grind.
...the 400-pound cartoonist? He was overdrawn.
...the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed some space.
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10th sig ~> "How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms?" -- Aristotle 
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