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The Chat Log of Shame
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*** dominion.ircstorm.net sets channel mode to +n
*** dominion.ircstorm.net sets channel mode to +t
*** Channel mode is +nt
*** Meridae'n is now known as Dirk
*** Dirk is now known as Dirk_Loosely
*** Dirk_Loosely is now known as Dork_Gently
*** Dork_Gently is now known as Secret_Op_Sysop
*** Secret_Op_Sysop is now known as mllechristine_p
*** mllechristine_p is now known as Will_Smiths_Cock
*** Will_Smiths_Cock is now known as i_drink_pee
*** i_drink_pee is now known as Syd_Barrett
*** Syd_Barrett is now known as Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*** Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is now known as Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*** Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is now known as Weeeeeeeeeee
*** Weeeeeeeeeee is now known as Soylent_Green
*** Soylent_Green is now known as uncle phil
<uncle phil> So, I was baning flyman last night.
*** uncle phil is now known as Fremen
<Fremen> that couldn't have taken too long
<Fremen> wait, did you mean banning, or banging?
*** Fremen is now known as uncle phil
<uncle phil> Yes.
*** uncle phil is now known as Fremen
<Fremen>hmmm
*** Fremen is now known as uncle phil
<uncle phil> I did both, it took 30 seconds.
*** uncle phil is now known as Fremen
<Fremen> flyman is such a bitch
*** Fremen is now known as flyman
<flyman> Hmphmuphphmphhmph
*** flyman is now known as Fremen
<Fremen> did you hear something?
*** Fremen is now known as uncle phil
<uncle phil> I have him tied up.
<uncle phil> I'm tickling his balls right now.
*** uncle phil is now known as Fremen
<Fremen> im pickling my balls right now!
*** Fremen is now known as uncle phil
<uncle phil> How was the 16-year-old?
*** uncle phil is now known as Fremen
<Fremen> she has a thing for french
<Fremen> i had to keep a dictionary nearby
<Fremen> you cant imagine the papercuts!
*** Fremen is now known as uncle phil
<uncle phil> Give it another year.
<uncle phil> She'll grow out of it.
*** uncle phil is now known as Cocktopussy
*** Cocktopussy is now known as Brownstar
* Brownstar emits a wetfart.
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