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inphaseneverb4 · 03-13-2006, 07:39 PM

I want to be able to contractually hold my girlfriend to her word. What's wrong with that?

I __________, in sound body and mind; hereby acknowledge that any pregnancy caused by, resulting from, or inceminated with John Doe's semen; is souley the responsibility of me, __________.

By signing this document, I hereby release John Doe from any and all Financial or Emotional responsibility in the matter of any and all pregnancies or their resulting children/dependants.

Furthermore, I, _________, am aware that any pregnancy concieved on or after this day, __________, will be deemed “accidental”, and therefore will be resolved in the following manner:

The pregnancy in question shall and will be aborted in accordance with the law.

In the instance that the pregnancy becomes too far advanced to be aborted in a lawful manner, it is understood to have been the responsibility of the bearing party, thus releasing John Doe from any and all burden that results.

Both parties, upon signing this document, have agreed that Niether party is or will be in the buisness of parenting untill this document is further ammended, saying as such. It is the agreement of both involved that any fornicating, sodomy, falacio or other sex act is intended to “get off”, “shoot my load” and not intended to “start a family” “spend the next 18 years giving you half of my income”.

Signed X____________
Signed X____________
Witness X___________

03-13-2006, 07:39 PM	#75 (permalink)
inphaseneverb4 Upright	I want to be able to contractually hold my girlfriend to her word. What's wrong with that? I __________, in sound body and mind; hereby acknowledge that any pregnancy caused by, resulting from, or inceminated with John Doe's semen; is souley the responsibility of me, __________. By signing this document, I hereby release John Doe from any and all Financial or Emotional responsibility in the matter of any and all pregnancies or their resulting children/dependants. Furthermore, I, _________, am aware that any pregnancy concieved on or after this day, __________, will be deemed “accidental”, and therefore will be resolved in the following manner: The pregnancy in question shall and will be aborted in accordance with the law. In the instance that the pregnancy becomes too far advanced to be aborted in a lawful manner, it is understood to have been the responsibility of the bearing party, thus releasing John Doe from any and all burden that results. Both parties, upon signing this document, have agreed that Niether party is or will be in the buisness of parenting untill this document is further ammended, saying as such. It is the agreement of both involved that any fornicating, sodomy, falacio or other sex act is intended to “get off”, “shoot my load” and not intended to “start a family” “spend the next 18 years giving you half of my income”. Signed X____________ Signed X____________ Witness X___________ Last edited by inphaseneverb4; 03-13-2006 at 07:46 PM..