So I drive up to Burger King's drive thru the other day and place my order for a BK Broiler with fries. The guy on the other end is like, 'Sir, we don't sell BK Broilers'. 'Thats impossible!', I say, 'I just bought one here like three weeks ago. So have you run out or did you just decide to stop selling them?' Out of nowhere this lady pops in, 'Sir, we sell the Chicken Whopper now'. 'What the hell is a Chicken Whopper?'. 'Well, it's like the BK Broiler, but it tastes better'. 'You're probably just telling me this so I'll buy it, but you know what, I'm going to give in and buy one'. So I get home and open it up. Who would have guessed? Same exact sandwich. Damn you Burger King.
ok it's late and I have school tommmorow
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