I don't carry too much in my purse and what is in there is typically trash (receipts, wrappers, etc.). I have a big purse and a small purse. The big purse has body spray, wallet, loose change because I'm always rushed at the lines when buying something, lighter (probably a few..I can never find them), lip gloss, candy, crackers, and a bunch of paper trash (I need to clean it out).
My small purse has a little change purse from NYC, lip gloss, and a lighter.
I think the weirdest thing I probably had in my purse, but it's not really weird was my bra when the underwire kept jabbing me and it just had to come off.
Nothing too exciting...the exciting things I conviscate from my students always go in my pockets.

rubberbands, pokemon figurines, hair beads, etc.