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Brewmaniac · 03-09-2006, 06:30 PM

What's your sign and does the description fit you? I'm a BUTTER BEAN and the description fits me quite well.

OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20)
Are tough on the outside but tender on the inside.
Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can
look back over his life and see the seeds of his
influence everywhere. You can do something good
each day if you try.

CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19)
Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlin,
however, will make something of himself if he is
motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with
Chitlins, be careful they may surprise you. They can
erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish
and Okra.

BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20)
You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're
unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel
the need to bore deep into the interior of
everything.

Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if
you had some inner hunger. You love to stay busy and
tend to work too much. Nobody in their right mind is
going to marry you, so don't worry about it.

MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20)
You're the type that spends a lot of time on the front
porch. It's a cinch to recognize the physical appearance
of Moon Pies. Big and round are the key words here.
You should marry anybody who you can get remotely
interested in the idea. It's not going to be easy.
You always have a big smile and are happy. This might
be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe not.

POSSUM (April 21 - May 21)
When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have
a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a
don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you
become so withdrawn, people actually think you're
dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically
healthy but seems to work for you. You are a rare
breed. Most folks love to watch you work and play.
You are a night person and mind your own business.

CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21)
Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office,
you're hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish
prefer the beach to the mountains, the pool to
the golf course, and the bathtub to the living room.
You tend not to be particularly attractive physically,
but you have very, very good heads.

COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23)
Collards have a genius for communication. They love
to get in "the melting pot" of life and share their
essence with the essence of those around them.
Collards make good social workers, psychologists,
and baseball managers. As far as your personal life
goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Crawfish. It
just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.

CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23)
Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart,
although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved
ones. You Catfish are never easy people to
understand. You run fast. You work and play hard.
Even though you prefer the muddy bottoms to the
clear surface of life, you are liked by most. Above all
else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.

GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23)
Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself.
You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other
Grits. You love to travel though, so maybe you
should think about joining a club. Where do you like to
go? Anywhere they have cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or
eggs and a good time. If you can go somewhere where
they have all these things, that serves you well.
You are pure in heart.

BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23)
You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man.
Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends
and loved ones, may find that your personality is much
too salty, and their criticism will affect you deeply
because you are really much softer than you appear.
You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want
to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life.
On the road of life, you can be sure that people will
always pull over and stop for you.

BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22)
Always invite a Butter Bean to a party because Butter
Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter
Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the vine of
life, and you feel at home no matter what the setting.
You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too,
shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.

ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21)
You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but
you are actually quite gentle and kind inside. A good
evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots,
fruit, worms, and insects. You are a throwback.
You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends.
You're not concerned with anything about today.
You're almost prehistoric in your interests and
behavior patterns. You probably want to marry
another Armadillo, but a Possum is another possibility.

03-09-2006, 06:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	WHAT'S YOUR SOUTHERN SIGN? What's your sign and does the description fit you? I'm a BUTTER BEAN and the description fits me quite well. OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Are tough on the outside but tender on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. You can do something good each day if you try. CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlin, however, will make something of himself if he is motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful they may surprise you. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra. BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. You love to stay busy and tend to work too much. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it. MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20) You're the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. It's a cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be easy. You always have a big smile and are happy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe not. POSSUM (April 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically healthy but seems to work for you. You are a rare breed. Most folks love to watch you work and play. You are a night person and mind your own business. CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you're hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, and the bathtub to the living room. You tend not to be particularly attractive physically, but you have very, very good heads. COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in "the melting pot" of life and share their essence with the essence of those around them. Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Crawfish. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache. CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You Catfish are never easy people to understand. You run fast. You work and play hard. Even though you prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface of life, you are liked by most. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies. GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs and a good time. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things, that serves you well. You are pure in heart. BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends and loved ones, may find that your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you. BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean to a party because Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the vine of life, and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies. ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about today. You're almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but a Possum is another possibility. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"