I'd eat people, and I'd enjoy killing the person too
Id probably choose the most obnoxious person in the group, and if he/she is faster than me, the I'll use my superior intelligence to catch him/her.
As long as the meat is cooked, I would eat it.
Woukld I tell anyone? Hell yeah... How many people can brag about having the same menu as Dr Lecter?
And as for celebs... I have no preference