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My current favorite joke:
President Bush was visiting Brazil on a goodwill trip for their support in the war. At one point, he was asked if he had heard about the deaths today of four Brazilians.
He looked confused for a minute, then said, "how many is a brazillion?"
Did you fantasize about any of your teachers when you were in high school, I mean other than them dying messily?
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet
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