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oldtimer · 03-06-2006, 07:50 AM

Aquafox and everybody, you guys are not thinkin' outside the box here. *shakes head in disbelief*

All she'd have to do is stuff the fake penis in her vagina [just like she was having sex] and pull up her panties and pants and it'd be perfectly concealed. Not to mention a little buldge on her south pole area but no one is going to be looking there unless they're checkin' out her camel toe.

So basically, she would've just had to sit down to pee like all girls do, and if it was designed like I'm thinkin' she'd uncork the penis while it was still inside her and maneuver around at an angle so she could get it in the cup. No cork? Still easy. Pull out the penis and empty it from the front, reinsert, still done.

God, has creativity really gone extinct these days? Remembers writing answers down on desk [in school days] in very light pencil to cheat on test

Now where's my prize?

03-06-2006, 07:50 AM	#12 (permalink)
oldtimer Addict	Aquafox and everybody, you guys are not thinkin' outside the box here. shakes head in disbelief All she'd have to do is stuff the fake penis in her vagina [just like she was having sex] and pull up her panties and pants and it'd be perfectly concealed. Not to mention a little buldge on her south pole area but no one is going to be looking there unless they're checkin' out her camel toe. So basically, she would've just had to sit down to pee like all girls do, and if it was designed like I'm thinkin' she'd uncork the penis while it was still inside her and maneuver around at an angle so she could get it in the cup. No cork? Still easy. Pull out the penis and empty it from the front, reinsert, still done. God, has creativity really gone extinct these days? Remembers writing answers down on desk [in school days] in very light pencil to cheat on test Now where's my prize? __________________ Slowly but surely getting over the loss of TFP v. 3.0. Where the hell am I?.... Showering once a month does not make you a better person. "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." Martin Luther King, Jr.