Here's my secret: don't do anything. Yup, I'm one of those hairy bastards that shoves my beard in everyone's face, and after attending a meeting or some such thing where I'm stroking my beard all the time I have to sweep my beard droppings up after myself.
When I do need to trim up, I go to the barber for special occasions (job interviews, weddings, etc) and tell them to make me look 'professional' and they seem to know what to do. Hair maintenance is too much trouble for me to be bothered with.
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