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1) Running-Everyone gives you shit cuz it's the cowardly sport but man when I'm flying by people on the pavement I feel pretty much bulletproof.....of course then I always dart in front of a car and piss somebody off. Which requires the always hilarious conversation "Watch it buddy! You want to fight?" my response "Sure, catch me."
2) Sex-myself, my girlfriend, after 10 beers whoever doesn't look like a horse and is guarunteed to put out(this was before the gf). It's just so much fun. Especially the passion, sex is good but when you just can't fuckin get enough of each other it's great.
3) That fuckin Mt. Dew Code Red commercial where the guy swats the mascot. NO EASY BUCKETS. Hilarious everytime.
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