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Depends on what you mean by standard office supplies? I've stabbed myself in the palm once or twice with a pencil (by accident, of course), but my best accident has to be when I was working as a production artist at at newspaper. I was going through old flats looking for old ads, (while holding my x-acto knife in my right hand, like you'd hold a pen), and I slipped and sliced my left thumb knuckle open. I mean right open, like a chunk of skin peeled off and you could see the bone.
What was really funny about this was it, that a week before I had been cutting up a cherry tree in the backyard (you can see where this is going, right?) and the handsaw got stuck on a knot, so I gave it a good shove, and it kicked up and I drove it across the back of my left hand! So I still had the stiches from the saw accident in my left hand, and when I walked into the emergency room with the same hand wrapped up, the looks on the faces of the same doctors and nurses I had seen a week before was priceless!!
What is the biggest surgery you've ever had?
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