ha ha ha! I have a friend who was in a similar situation- woke up one night around two am with HORRID stomach pains, her BF rushed her to the ER where she sat in a room for four hours (while BF was in waiting room wringing his hands in worry). She finally stormed out in disgust, only to let loose a fart when they got home that her BF describes as "Armageddon!"
so glad it was nothing serious at all
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