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I didn’t start using the tubes until I was 30. And I did stupid shit. There was a button that said, “Press Button To Talk To Teller”. So, the teller said hello through the little speaker. I pressed the button to talk back, and she said, “STOP PRESSING THE BUTTON, IT’S ONLY TO CALL THE TELLER!”.
Dumb shits. Label it properly then.
I only resigned to using them frequently because it was just so convenient. Now I don’t go to the bank at all. My only contact with the bank is through the ATM.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet
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