OK.... steering things back onto the track...
Semen in the hair is ANNOYING- I love Martel more than anything else in the world and Love, Love, Love having sex with him... and I get annoyed when he comes in my hair! It really does take at least one shampooing to get it out- there's no way around it. It's like super-ass sticky hair gel.
Ustwo- nope, no bullshit. I swear there's sometimes I think Martel is gonna hit the ceiling if he's lying on his back. He's hit me on the head (and the wall behind my head) more times than I can count!
Oh, and Ben...
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She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox
She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous
-C'hi