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SirLance · 02-22-2006, 05:37 PM

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new rifle for hunting season. He goes to a gun shop and asks the clerk to show him a the best hunting rifle he has. The clerk shows him a beauty, and the man says he'll take it.

The clerk then takes out a scope, and says to the man, "You may want a scope, too. This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."

The man takes a look through the scope and starts laughing.

"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.

"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house," the man replies.

The clerk grabs the scope from the man and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for free if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off."

The man takes another look through the scope and hands back one of the bullets.

"What, you don't want to do it?" the clerk asks.

"It's not that," the man replies. "I just think I can do it with one shot!"

02-22-2006, 05:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	The New Rifle A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new rifle for hunting season. He goes to a gun shop and asks the clerk to show him a the best hunting rifle he has. The clerk shows him a beauty, and the man says he'll take it. The clerk then takes out a scope, and says to the man, "You may want a scope, too. This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill." The man takes a look through the scope and starts laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the clerk. "I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house," the man replies. The clerk grabs the scope from the man and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for free if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off." The man takes another look through the scope and hands back one of the bullets. "What, you don't want to do it?" the clerk asks. "It's not that," the man replies. "I just think I can do it with one shot!" __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.