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Old 02-22-2006, 12:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by balinksi
...Big tits, nice tight ass, pretty face, great body and really smart...
Well, nice to see your priorities are in order!

Seriously though, if you can't control the direction of the muzzle, you should not be allowed on the firing line.

Grab hold of your cock, and aim for her belly button. If some hits the chest, no harm no foul.

Semen in the hair is a bad one, and it requires a couple of shampooings to sort out. You and I are guys, and a quick towel-dry to the noggin and our coiffure is good-to-go. Girls spend up to an hour or more on their hair, and for you to ruin it is like her reseting the X-Box before you saved. Be respectful of her time and energy.

You better sort that snake out, lad. Aim low, grab a Kleenex, cup your hand, do something.
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