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The Sybian
The Sybian is truly a horrific device. It's basically a mechanical bull a la Urban Cowboy with a penile seat attachment. On this penile shaft, one mounts various Sybian attachments. Schlongs, scary looking butt plugs, etc. The device costs about $2000 U.S. dollars. The attachments cost $20 CDN each. Hence, you're paying more than a good used mid-sized car for a machine when the end result is you're inserting into your body the worst cheap rubber money can buy. We understand from some disappointed users that the machine itself caused so much racket that they had to put it on a stack of camping foamies to try and keep their neighbour's curiousity at bay. Shops like the Love Nest sell test runs where you must byob - "b" standing for bad rubber attachment (we're not kidding, go to their website) which brings to mind a robot staffed brothel, while the Sybian company offers a return policy (see their website) which, while you're out all the freight, may at least give you the opportunity to try the product with out having to own the bull!
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Hey, if a sex-toy store run by women don't like it...
Never seen one, never heard one. Don't think I want to.