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Originally Posted by fredweena
A 22-pound, rotating vibrator? Man, if I want to use a toy, I sure as heck don't want to have to haul the thing out and climb up on it.
For that price, it should jump out of the closet, knock me flat on my back onto the bed and whisper, "relax honey, let's just focus on you tonight." And then get up, take the trash out and do the laundry.
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This may be the funniest post I've seen here.
And to keep on topic, it's not very practical. Leave the sybians to the porn girls.
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