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You seem capable of rational thought in general, so I'm going to address this one specific thing you said because I think it has a lot to do with any frustration you've had with the opposite sex.

The simplest way to put it: you reap what you sow. This manifests itself on many levels in your situation. Let me see if I can break this down...

1) If you approach the dating scene like a game, you create a situation where somebody has to win and somebody has to lose. Odds are, you're going to lose some of the time.
2) If you require devaluing a woman to get close to her and you deem every woman who won't let you devalue her a bitch, then you're effectively cutting down your options to women with questionable judgement. This seems to me like a situation where everyone loses.
3) Now that you've effectively (by attacking the "bitch shield") narrowed all of your options down to only the women who have questionable judgment, here's the kicker... what's left to sow? Is it really a surprise that you're dealing with people who have difficulty communicating directly with you or treating you with even a little bit of the respect you seem to be demanding from them?

I didn't mean to threadjack by bandwagoning on that joke (though you have to admit it was pretty funny), but it's hard for me to take your OP seriously for exactly the reasons I have just stated. Now that you've expounded a little more on the situation and your views on life, I offer you my above response and suggest that you start trying to have more realistic expectations concerning your interactions with women... or I guess you could just settle for those vaginas that seem to be ubiquitous these days.

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