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BigBen · 02-20-2006, 02:15 PM

Ensign: "The shields aren't responding... Captain, surely we can't take another hit from that torpedoe!"

Captain: "I know we can't, and don't call me Shirley... Quick, initiate the 'Granny Panties' and get those GOD DAMNED SEXY CLOTHES OFF!"

Ensign: "Captain, if we take off the clothes, we will be naked! There is no hope!"

Captain: "Shit. Initiate 'I have to powder my nose' emergency measures, and let's try to buy some time..."

Engineering officer: "Captain, it seems that we have stabalized the Bitch Shield. All we needed was some Cramps and a Bad-Hair-Day."

Captain: "Thank christ. That was too close..."

02-20-2006, 02:15 PM	#15 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Ensign: "The shields aren't responding... Captain, surely we can't take another hit from that torpedoe!" Captain: "I know we can't, and don't call me Shirley... Quick, initiate the 'Granny Panties' and get those GOD DAMNED SEXY CLOTHES OFF!" Ensign: "Captain, if we take off the clothes, we will be naked! There is no hope!" Captain: "Shit. Initiate 'I have to powder my nose' emergency measures, and let's try to buy some time..." Engineering officer: "Captain, it seems that we have stabalized the Bitch Shield. All we needed was some Cramps and a Bad-Hair-Day." Captain: "Thank christ. That was too close..." __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.