A bunch of couples go skinny-dipping at a friend's pool one night. The water was murky when we got in because of an algae bloom, but unknown to us our friend had "shocked" the pool with chemicals just before we got it in.
A few hours later, everyones drunker and louder. Our friends' teenage daughter comes home from a date and walks up to the pool. Little did we know the water had now completely cleared up. "Mr. _____, you're not wearing anything?!?"
It's the closest I've come to feeling like a degenerate swinger.
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