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Old 02-20-2006, 01:02 PM   #2968 (permalink)
skier
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Location: Edmontania
I'm the only female in a house full of guys. Four sons and

a husband. I'm the only one who would be using Female

products.....correct? A peculiar thing was happening at my

house.

Tampons were disappearing! A few months ago I went to my

cupboard to get out a tampon,and there was only one left.

I could have sworn I had just bought a box the month before.

So, I go back to the store, buy a new box and forget about

it. Next month I go back to the cupboard...and again...there

is only one tampon left again. What's going on? Gremlins?

I go to the store and buy another box, and forget about it.

I decided to clean out my two youngest sons closet and at

the bottom of their closet are the wrappers, applicators

and the tampons themselves. I am starting to freak! What are

they doing with them?

I get a hold of myself and tell myself that I am an adult

and can handle this, despite the bizarre thoughts running

through my mind. I'm thinking, "Do I have enough money saved

up in the bank for major therapy?" I go to the top of the

stairs and yell for my two youngest sons to "come here!"

They march up the stairs and find me in their room staring

into the bottom of their closet. I said "What are you doing

with those? Those are mine!"

My 10 year old looks at me all innocent and says. "Well,

Mom, we were playing with our G.I. Joes and stuff... and

those make really good scud missiles...What do you use them

for?" To which I replied: "Never Mind! Go Play!"
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