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I'm the only female in a house full of guys. Four sons and
a husband. I'm the only one who would be using Female
products.....correct? A peculiar thing was happening at my
house.
Tampons were disappearing! A few months ago I went to my
cupboard to get out a tampon,and there was only one left.
I could have sworn I had just bought a box the month before.
So, I go back to the store, buy a new box and forget about
it. Next month I go back to the cupboard...and again...there
is only one tampon left again. What's going on? Gremlins?
I go to the store and buy another box, and forget about it.
I decided to clean out my two youngest sons closet and at
the bottom of their closet are the wrappers, applicators
and the tampons themselves. I am starting to freak! What are
they doing with them?
I get a hold of myself and tell myself that I am an adult
and can handle this, despite the bizarre thoughts running
through my mind. I'm thinking, "Do I have enough money saved
up in the bank for major therapy?" I go to the top of the
stairs and yell for my two youngest sons to "come here!"
They march up the stairs and find me in their room staring
into the bottom of their closet. I said "What are you doing
with those? Those are mine!"
My 10 year old looks at me all innocent and says. "Well,
Mom, we were playing with our G.I. Joes and stuff... and
those make really good scud missiles...What do you use them
for?" To which I replied: "Never Mind! Go Play!"
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