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so i was getting it on with my girlfriend way back when, when suddenly my cell started ringing. i simply reached down from the bed and switched it off.
a minute later, her little brother (aged 13) stormed into the room, demanding to know whether a friend of mine (whom he tremendously liked) just called. we yelled at him to get the fuck out.
yet another minute later, her mother came in, steaming, demanding to know why we were yelling obscenities at her kid son.
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1.) always seal yourself into a nuclear bunker before doing your girl.
2.) make sure to cut the phone line to the bunker.
3.) if you should ever have to completely fold up your boner while still inside the girl, have her rabid mother break into the bunker. immediate erectile dysfunction guaranteed.
4.) if the bunker is owned by her parents, you're likely to never again see it from the inside (and if she is rather well-protected, the same applies to seeing HER from the inside, too)
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