When I was a little girl I was sitting on my mothers lap while she and my older sister chatted...My mother sneezed and said, " Oh my! " and promptly placed me down whilst running to the bathroom. She came back and asked my sister if it "ever happened to her" they both became all knowing and I am like what the fuck? I honestly thought they both shat their pants on a regular basis or something (I was like 9) Now I finally know...when you have your period and you sneeze: some sort of vortex.
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