I'm sitting here, trying to eat, and my jaw hurts sooo bad that I can't open my mouth.I'm ready to rush out to the emergency room, convinced I've somehow contracted lockjaw, that's how intense the pain is. Then I realize what's wrong & proceed to laugh my ass off.
Being the stupid slut that I am, I had forgotten that I'd spent the first hour and a half of my morning sucking a 9 inch cock.
Ladies, I strongly advise against it without an intense warm-up routine....
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