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Nana to GF#1, during dinner in a restaurant with my family:
"Do you know what you would look good in? A black negligee. No. Wait...a red one"
Stunned horror.
Nana to GF#2, same setting.
N-"Do you want some of my tart?"
GF-"No, thanks. I'm not big on desserts"
N-"How about when you are on your period? Do you like them then?"
Stunned horror.
we used to tell my nana that dinner was an hour earlier than it actually was, cos she was notoriously late.
now we tell her dinner is an hour later than we actually get to the restaurant, so we can get banged-up enough on wine to deal with her.
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