In my yougner adolescent days, I thought biker shorts were cool. The neighborhood bullies thought otherwise. They caught me wearing nut hugging biker shorts one day and decided to have some juvenile laughs at my expense. I was chased around the streets until I ran out of breath. The bullies tackled me and pinned my ankles behind my head. One bully says to the other, "Flick the lump! Flick the lump!" My testicles were on the receiving end of 3 painful snapping blows. Needless to say, I no longer think so highly of biker shorts.
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