I filled out an application at the fast food joint where the manager is a known perv. Not with my own information, of course. She's going to be so surprised when he calls her up.
Under special qualifications, I put "willing to trade blow jobs for promotion, but I need to be coaxed."
Don't know if it will work, but it was a half hour amusingly spent.
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