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So the other guys are rolling some two-paper joints, and taking the sticky from another paper to hold them together. This prompts the female present and myself to have this conversation:
Her: That's so wasteful!
Me: Yeah, God knows, we can't afford all these one-cent papers! Are you nuts?
Her: No, it's not about money, I mean for the environment!
Me: Oh yeah, because everyone knows that wood doesn't grow on trees!
Her: *5 minutes of silence*
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I used to like you.
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