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The morning after we first slept together, she watched me dressing.
She: "Oh, you have your underpants on inside out."
Me: "Yeah, I prefer these ones that way -- the label has scratchy edges."
She: "Wouldn't it be easier to just remove the label?"
Me, laughing: "Obviously not!"
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