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So I think I'm the coolest guy in the parking lot after the bar closes and I sit down in a borrowed Mercedes with a coulpe of girls. I am delivering the car to the rightful owner Monday. I hear a tap on the window.
me "Did I do something Officer."
cop "Shut up and get out of the car."
cop "You sold drugs to those guys."
me "What!" "I don't think so!"
cop "We got a smart ass gentlemen."
click-click
Backseat of police cars are not comfortable.
Right out of a FUCKING movie I would'nt of believed it if my life dependend on it.
Never knew the guys the police were talking about.
Sat in a jail cell for ten hours thinking I had been arrested for drugs.
Photo and prints, I am then told I have been arrested for public intoxication.
I swear to GOD this is not exagerated or stretched. I had sold the car that day and wanted to be a bad ass driving it around. This was right out of a Fucking movie. Wrong place Wrong time.
$500.00 bond
$95.00 car impound
One night in JAIL
(PRICELESS)
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