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im late to work, again. i get out of the shower, get half dressed (cuz i hate putting on clothes when im still damp), and sit there in the living room, eating the pasta i had just heated up, in my underwear. my roommate is at her desk, doing her hw. i spill some pasta on my leg, and triumphantly state, "HA! if i was wearing pants, they'd be dirty right now! Take that pasta!"
she looks at me and says, "yea, but now you have to shower again."
i just give her a weird look,as in "heeelllls no, what were you thinking". she shrugs, and goes back to her homework, i go back to eating my pasta half naked.
she lets out a huge belch a few seconds later, and i applaud.
we're super classy.
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