So I'm 15 years old and lying in bed around midnight when I hear my mother and father talking in their room.
They'd been out that evening, and my dad sounded pissed about somebody who'd nearly hit him at an intersection or something.
Idling eavesdropping on this conversation, I hear my mother say "Let me make you feel better", and next thing I know I'm listening to her give my dad a blow job.
Needless to say, five seconds later I was out of bed with my ear against the wall, jacking off furiously.
Probably shouldn't have brought up my dad's near-accident at breakfast the next morning, though...
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