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Rare Appearance by a 19th century Autocrat in my Dreams
I dreamt that Napoleon III was banging my mistress. Then I nearly strangled him to death but let him go. Then I thought, "I can't believe I let him go, he could have me killed at any minute!" But he seemed cool about the whole thing.
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?
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