Someone smiled at me on Lavalife . . .
. . . and I don't have any credits OR a credit card to buy them with. What the fuck do I do now?
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"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat. "We're all mad here.
I'm mad, you're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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