Originally Posted by Zeraph

Gee all this talk of my body being my property even after I'm dead has made me realize how badly the government is screwing us! Do you know where your shit goes? The whole sewer network is a government thing! They could be DIGGING IN YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW! Did you give them permission to dig through your shit? Or treat your sewage so that its better for the environment? I sure didn't. And what about your cut hair when you go to a barber? What if theyre using it to make wigs for cancer patients?! OMG! That's my hair.