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            (DD)     \       (xx)             (oo)            (oo)
     /-------\/       \-------\/      /-",",", \/      /-------\/
    / |     ||         |     ||     ./,|",",",","     / | (+) ||
   *  ||----||         ||----||        |""""""2|      *  ||----||
      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^        ~~     ~~        ^^    ^^
    Cow watching    Cow having a      Jersey Cow    The "bummer of
    above bull      sexual fantasy                  a birthmark" Cow
                                                    (with due accowlades
                                                    to Gary Larson
                                                    (The Far Side))